Girl Rules

Never to be broken under any circumstances. In order.

1. Never ever are you allowed to like, love, or date a friend’s ex or current love interest.
2. Never ever are you allowed to side with the boy in the argument (out loud).
   2.5 It’s none of your business anyway.
3. If you know the girl in a relationship, breaking up a couple for your benefit is not allowed. Otherwise, break away.
4. Honesty and politeness are the best policies. Honesty > Politeness, but a balance is optimal.
5. If you and a friend happen to like the same boy – his choice is the final say. The other girl must bow out gracefully.

Boy Rules (straight from the mouth of a boy)

Boy 1: Dude, is it okay?
Boy 2: Yeah, just don’t do that. She get’s all pissy.