(H’s note: I’m pretty sure she wrote this on my facebook wall WHEN I WAS ON AIM just so I’d have it verbatim for tsd. I would have thwarted her plan but it’s too good to pass up.)
T: The main character in my homework reading is named Jonas. I didn’t give it a second thought until I had to write it at which point I thought, “Jonas is a very good first name. I’ll keep that in mind.” Then I realized that was impossible because no one wants to be named Jonas Jonas.
