Frequently Asked Questions

1. How do you feel about showering at night?

H: I like showering at night. It means I don’t have to get up any earlier than I’m supposed to. Also it’s a Chinese thing.

T: Morning for sure. I feel cleaner all day and it sort of wakes me up.

2. Who is your favorite Carolina Basketball player and why?

T: Bobby Frasor, hands down. He really is so good and he doesn’t get the credit he deserves. Followed closely by Danny Green and Wayne Ellington.

H: Danny Green. Because he’s a beast. And he dances. Nobody dances that good…in the whole world. And he’s in the montages. He always dunks on people. It’s like, Tyler Hansbrough who? Just kidding.

3. Which is your favorite Jonas Brother?
T: As much as I love the Bonus Jonas and Nick, if I had to marry one, it would be Joe.
H: Joe.

4. Why are you so obsessed with the Jonas Brothers?
T: They are the Hanson of the new millennium.
H: I’m not, I promise. Uh, yeah.

5. Why do you have 25 forms of birth control on your door?
T: See Question #1.
H: Most easily accessible location.

6. Are you a lion or a lamb?
T: I’m a lion. Which are you?
H: I’m a lion, too.

7. Would you rather fart every time you orgasm or orgasm every time you fart?
T: Orgasm every time you fart.
H: Orgasm every time you fart.

8. Why do you hate Republicans?
T: I don’t hate Republicans. I just hate Sarah Palin. She’s the only one I hate.
H: Hate is a strong word. I like some Republicans, like Colin Powell. But I’m moving to England if Sarah Palin becomes President.

If you have any questions you’d like answered, let us know.