live-ish oscars blogging: H and guest S

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7:54pm

S: according to perez, robert pattinson is presenting at the oscars

H: omg

H: I’m not watching so you have to tell me when it’s on

S: okay

H: hahah

S: hahaha

S: why don’t you put it on mute?

8:13pm

H: I’m going to leave it on

8:15pm

H: I want to be married to someone going to the oscars

H: cause they’d be like, introduce your date

S: hahahah

S: yeah

H: preferably zac, of couse

H: *course

S: well you’re going to marry zac

S: hahaha

H: exactly

S: i want to go to the oscars

H: you can marry robert pattinson

S: i’m completely fine with that plan

H: k cool

H: we can hang out

S: how exciting

8:46pm

S: goldie hawn is a mess

S: tilda whatever her name is looks really bad in that color

H: a lot of what she wears is really scary

S: i know!

H: she’s actually pretty scary looking

H: I want to win an oscar!

S: she really is, she needs color

S: me too!

S: let’s do it

S: after we write our screenplay

H: maybe we could win that one, right

H: instead of acting

8:48pm

S: i feel like i’ve only seen non-oscar nominated movies this year

9:15pm

H: oooh daniel craig

S: hahahaha

S: your fav

H: her boobs are completely hanging out

S: yeah

S: i don’t like that dress really

H: me either

9:25 (the appearance of robert pattinson!)

H: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

S: aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

H: he looks so scary

H: but awesome

S: and hot

H: and hot

S: it’s because he’s look down

H: yes that’s why

S: hot

S: i hope he presents like 10 times like sjp

H: he is so attractive

H: me too

H: well you know what I meant

S: i know, he really is

H: that came out weird

S: hahah

H: not nights in rodanthe

S: why don’t we go back to showing him?

9:28pm (romance montage)

H: that was a lot to take

S: yes

S: a lot

S: ok and why did they get rid of rob pat?

S: that wasn’t enough

H: I know! three high school musical clips but only one twilight? lame

S: ahhh

S: no there were 3 hsm

S: i mean twilight

H: I saw the meadow

H: what were the others

S: one on the grass (meadow), one where they were on her bed kissing, and then when she saw him across the parking lot before she got hit

H: how the hell did I miss those other two?

H: ugh

S: i don’t know!

S: the bed one was hard to see

H: I really don’t know why hsm3 got three clips though

S: hahaha

S: i know right

H: like, did anyone watching the oscars all over the country except us actually like that movie?

S: omg seriously

9:56pm (musical showcase)

H: omg omg

S: omg

H: ps what is she wearing

S: it’s ugly

S: i love zac

H: me too!

S: i’m glad they put hsm in there, i feel like it makes them more respected

S: because the movie is well done, and i think they deserve credit for it

H: they’re really tried to do that all night

H: exactly

H: like so many people pass over it because it’s part of the group of them

H: but they did a great job

H: show zac more!

S: i know!

S: he looks silly with the top hat

H: and the slicked back hair

S: of course

S: perez: – Could have done without Vanessa.
- Feature Zac more!!!!!!!

10:08pm (best supporting actor)

H: yay!

H: and sad too

S: i know!

S: i’m glad he won though

H: me too

S: it wouldn’t have been right otherwise

S: exactly

10:27pm

H: okay these awards are not fun

S: yeah they’re boring

10:53pm

S: zac

H: what?

H: nooooo

H: yes!!!!

S: hahahahahaha

H: he looks so good

S: yeah he does

S: ok what were you asking?

H: never mind

S: he’s still presenting!

H: I know!

S: aww

H: but my brother’s talking to me

H: ahhhhhhh

S: hahaha

S: what is he saying

H: nothing as interesting

S: you can’t tell him zac is on?

H: I was going to ask him a question

H: that would be rude

S: hahah

H: go away ryan

S: hahahah

11:48pm

bored updating the live posts. general reflections:

- yay for Kate Winslet. we’ve never heard of that random woman in the category. we want to be angelina jolie. sophia loren is looking rough.

- more rob pat behind someone else! is that his mom with him?

- brad pitt needs to shave.

- sean penn, this is not the place for politics. your speech was too long.

-slumdog millionare’s definitely going to win.

- yep. won.

time for all the homework we didn’t do.